Pay to get roasted. Or roast for cash.

Submit your photo, bio, resume line or pitch. Real roasters serve you a custom burn. Pick the best one — they get paid a flat rate. No prizes, no gambling, just heat.

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Certificate of

Endurance

Certified Savage Survivor

"Submitted to be roasted by real humans — and lived to post it."

Certified by

@theburnunit

Legend-tier roaster

Survive a roast → earn a shareable certificate & Survival Score.

Five ways to play

Two paid, three free. Start anywhere.

Mild

A gentle ribbing.

Medium

Turn up the heat.

Savage

No holding back.

No Mercy

Absolute devastation.